Nothing like bonding with people in my ceramics class by mocking the show that’s on Carroll’s radio station during our class.
Plot twist: in the very last episode Emily corners Victoria, about to exact her final revenge, but instead hugs her close and whispers in her ear I forgive you.
everything we know is a lie and it really is a story of forgiveness
I wouldn’t mind living in a basement. I would, however, mind living in an acidment.
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
elsa bout to drop the realest bars of all time
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
That awkward moment when your conference with your nonfiction writing professor turns into a therapy session…
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
Do you think she knows how to knock?
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
Danny boy, you better run as far away as you can or Nolan’s totally gonna CTRL + ALT + DEL you.